SVERIGE I KVADRAT: DU KOMMER INTE UNDAN !

torsdag 14 maj 2009

DU KOMMER INTE UNDAN !

Över en natt kan din dator förvandlas till en TV som du måste betala licens för !

http://www.dn.se/kultur-noje/tv-sandning-pa-natet-ger-avgift-for-datorn-1.865426

Tjenixen

1 kommentar:

Anonym sa...: Så här fungerar det:

När någon okänd ringer i telefon eller knackar på dörren så svarar man inte och man öppnar inte. Skulle man till äventyrs svara eller öppna så har man ingen TV, punkt slut. Man ger sig inte in i några diskussioner. (Detta gäller även om Rapport går i bakgrunden!)

TV-avgiftskontrollanten kan nu eventuellt anmäla att man har TV, trots ens nekanden.

Inbetalningskort kommer på posten.

Man begär omprövning av beslutet hos Radiotjänst, anledningen är att man inte har någon TV. Återigen, inga utläggningar eller diskussioner.

När de avslagit detta (vilket är standard) överklagar man till Länsrätten i Norrbottens län. Anledningen är fortfarande att man inte har någon TV. I Länsrätten lägger sedan Radiotjänst ner sin talan och man slipper betala TV-licens.

Det spelar faktiskt ingen roll om deras kontrollant faktiskt SETT eller till och med FOTOGRAFERAT en TV, det enda Länsrätten bryr sig om är om man erkänner att man har en tv IDAG. Så länge man inte gör det är Radiotjänst chanslösa.; 14 maj 2009 kl. 11:29

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